Birthday gift for the first mummy

Whereas we give our mummies boring issues like winemakers, sari or perfumers on their birthdays, Diyar Chief will get a highway in Gandhinagar named after his mummy.

In fact, as with the big cricket stadium named after him, the homecoming chief pretends to have completely nothing to do with it, doing his blushing magnificence pageant-winning act of “Oh my God,” whereas his supporters yell and tears of pleasure dipped in handkerchiefs.

We’re informed that the mayor of Gandhinagar got here up with the concept of ​​a Christmas reward for the First Nation’s mummy “to maintain her title alive ceaselessly and for posterity to study classes of service”. I feel it was pushed to him. The chieftain likes to have aura round him, a few of which should wipe on the mother – however solely somewhat or he’ll be jealous. We have seen how folks get pushed away when the cameras are across the nook.

The worship that Diyar’s chief and his supporters are constructing round him is spiraling uncontrolled. Earlier than we all know it, his poor mummy (not her fault, she was pushed into PR bullshit to bolster his picture) will acquire deity standing as properly, form of like how some Christian sects worship Jesus’ mom Mary.

If this was certainly the Second Coming, one would solely want that the chief of a house could be as form and merciful as Jesus was the primary time—extra importantly, that he suffers for us moderately than making us endure.

Right here is an excerpt from a protracted listing of sufferings which have befallen us:

The house of the Diyar chief was not demolished after the Gujarat riots of 2002. Nevertheless, our houses are bulldozed if we want a lot, particularly if now we have Islamic names.

With a purpose to cover his previous, the Diyar chief not too long ago requested the NCERT to drop all the part on Gujarat riots from Class 12 textbooks, together with the half wherein former Prime Minister Vajpayee criticized him and urged him to observe the ‘Raj Dharma’.

When his former mentor Advani threatened to face in the best way of his prime ministerial ambitions, the chief of Diyar despatched a gaggle of goons to make a fuss exterior Advani’s home.

The UPA was in energy on the time and nobody was overwhelmed by the police. Nevertheless, when members of the Congress get together organized peaceable protests in Delhi whereas Rahul Gandhi was being questioned by the Director of Exterior Affairs, the followers of Delhi police chief Diyar harassed them. A number of want medical consideration.

Whereas his Demonetisation Plan led to the collapse of many small companies, he had all the cash within the nation to win the UP election. Oh, and his wealthy buddies did not endure both, which is why they extremely praised this crack scheme.

When nearly all of Indians misplaced their jobs through the Covid lockdown, he began a challenge to construct a brand new Parliament advanced apparently as a result of misuse of Vaastu (however we obtained some fretting). The chief of Diyar generously threw in a brand new dwelling for himself and the Central Vista challenge will price round Rs. 20,000 crores. blueberry.

The director of this system didn’t even hassle as soon as regardless of terribly shady offers resembling Rafal and his insistence on giving a challenge to one among his shut buddies in Sri Lanka. Like Mary’s little lamb, Edwards follows his directions and as an alternative harasss opposition leaders for as little cash as three crore! Altering Peggy’s piggy financial institution in comparison with the exorbitant offers of Diyar Al-Zaim.

Espionage seems to be Diyar’s prerogative. Do you bear in mind the younger lady in Gujarat who was adopted by the police for months? The entire nation is aware of she has been consuming ice cream repeatedly (amongst different issues), however fortunately the Gujarat policemen could not observe her to her bed room!

Expertise has made spying simpler today, and now Diyar Chief spies can infiltrate our units and observe our actions wherever 24/7. I can’t say greater than that as a result of the Pegasus case remains to be into account.

However hey, we additionally need to see what the Diyar chief does all day! What number of hours does he put on a crown and play the grand vishwaguro in entrance of the mirror, bark at directions to world leaders, insult the president of the US, and so forth.?

If solely the media and the judiciary had made Diyar’s chief endure at the very least somewhat, however no. Thus far, mother is the phrase.

(Any resemblance to actual folks or occasions is coincidental)